Yak-Rack Giveaway!

Maaaahhhh! D’Ohhh!!!

don’t be a prick, this hurts

Whoa…trying to overtake a porcupine rising a cactus can be dangerous.

Better to stick ones arm than to stick ones tire!

Better to be pricked out biking than not pricked at all sitting in my office chair.

Sometimes you stick it to the trail… Sometimes it sticks you…

“Yeah, we call it mountain biking acupuncture: I feel better already !”

I can think of worse ways to give blood…

Why didn’t we demo the anti-cacti jersey?

That was all I had to do for a free bike rack? Bring it on!

I just lost the 2nd smallest prick on my body

Pickin’ & grinnin’ on the Maah Daah Hey

Try the latest in performance enhancement: Cactus spine doping – harder to trace, use them while you race!

Yes! Longest cactus spike gets to chose our next adventure – I win!

How come pricks always hang out in groups?

Acupuncture – au natural!

Who do the Maah Daah Hey voodoo?

The trail added me as a friend and is now poking me.

Bikers are made of tough stuff!

“If you think this is bad, you should see my face.”

“Hey guys…I guess you were right, I couldn’t jump the whole cactus…”

Better to have cactus needles in arm than whole cactus in arse!

backcountry spa day

Cactus needles and scars… best souvenirs ever.

We’re making a Gear Junkie video, not something for Jackass. Stop messing around and ride!

I could make a prick joke but fart jokes are more funny.. cool video.

Ha Ha Prick joke lol

Don’t be a prick!

Well, I stuck the landing!

That’s one way to stay awake…

I should know better than to kamikaze porcupines.

a few stickers is a small price to pay to enjot the beauty of the Mahh Daah Hey

Duct Tape

sings

♪♫♪ George, George, George of the Jungle
Watch out for that… Cactus?!? ♪♫♪

Drop some ink on the wound; keep falling on cacti-pulling out needles-and dropping ink on the wounds; eventually end up with a really sweet sleeve (or sleeves); never pay retail for tats again.

What a prick!

Maah Daah Hey – is worth a prick along the way!

I told you that cactus was a little prickly today!

“See? This is really painful. AaahOWWW! Now, you try it. Wait, where are you going?”

“That guy at Dakota Cyclery didn’t say anything about no damn cactus!” “Well, it IS called the BADlands, bro…”

OOHH! The Point is…if you got the right gear nothing stops your ride!

“Scars are souvenirs for life… I guess that’s fitting, seeing as ‘Maah Daah Hey’ means ‘will be around for a long time’ in the Mandan language…”

Maybe now you men will understand when us women complain about a little prick.

The Doc. said if I hit a cactus light them on fire before I pull them out to relieve stress. Anyone have a lighter.

Congrats to Lia Keller!

“Yes! Longest cactus spike gets to choose our next adventure — I win!”

The Yakima Rack is all yours!