Stormy Kromer Critter Cap 

Ruffffffff is this?! Paws at head to try to remove hat. Grumble grumble. *Mom has same hat?* Ruff this. Sulks in corner.

Cannot get nice wool hat off. A ruff, ruff *but Mom says v cute* Also, says it comes in multiple sizes; no doggo is safe from the taste of embarrassment.