Bear Just Trying To Get To Creamy Center

A grizzly bear in Montana is just trying to get to the creamy center.

“Goodness, don’t they just look delicious,” reported this bear. “If I can just get through this windshield…man I wish they’d make these things easier to open.”

It is the third time this week the bear has been frustrated by what it called “canned food.”

As of press time, the bear salivated as vague shapes behind the windshield let out absolutely scrumptious squeals of delight and/or fear.