Eclectic bike accessory maker King Cage finally solved the age-old conundrum of how to make a bike bell into something to get you hammered: Behold the ‘BarBell’.
The BarBell is as simple as it is ingenious – a titanium shot glass twists onto the bar clamp after Breakfast At Hennessy’s and a thumb-triggered hammer announces to everyone to get the heck out of your way.
Sure to make uber hipsters everywhere the proud envy of other hipsters, thus making it no longer cool, the BarBell is the latest hooch-themed concoction from the Durango, Colo., garage workshop King Cage, where Ron Andrews has been banging out products since 1991.
The brand also makes stainless steel flasks and flask cages designed for riders who need a both a pick-me-up and a keep-me-going for their ride.
The BarBell can be yours for $40. Helmet and personal responsibility sold separately.