Ok, this isn’t a serious review. But it’s done in a serious tone and is pretty damn funny.
In the red corner, meet the Trek Remedy. This sweet mountain bike is tricked out to the nines and will ring up at about $6,500 (Canadian, eh?). In the blue corner, The Big Flyer will cost you $59 at Walmart, has a 50-degree head angle (oh so slack!), and should fit your toddler. And … fight!