Few things suck the wind right outta my sails like the phrase, “This is going to be off the record.” I was matching strides with Adam Cramer, CEO of Outdoor Alliance (OA), on an unseasonably sweltering April day, bounding toward the Capitol building. It was my maiden trip to Washington, D.C., and the first thing I learned is that the average pace is something between an urgent trot and a light jog.
But with the ivory dome looming ahead, I stumbled to a stop. “Off the record,” I said, trailing off. “As in, off-off?”
“Yeah,” Cramer said cajolingly. “These meetings are on background, to get a sense of the bigger picture on how stuff in D.C. works, not quotes or statements on specific issues. You are a journalist, but in most of these meetings, you’re showing up as a constituent.”
Well, shit. That was, indeed, the assignment I’d requested. OA initially invited me out to show me exactly what the conservation-minded organization did. After all, acronym-orgs in the outdoors pop up like Colorado craft beers — each has a unique name, but a suspiciously similar flavor.
But my curiosity demanded more. So I asked if I could go deeper: Show me what the hell is really going on in D.C. Why does everything take forever? Does everyone already have their minds made up? Do our signatures, calls, and petitions actually do anything?
The OA team set to work pinning down aides and staffers who would sit down with a journalist in tow to observe the “real work” of politics — at least, the sliver of it that Cramer’s team toils over. Over the next 3 days, I sat shotgun in lavish offices, stately side rooms, and ornate halls as the public (and not-so-public) machinations of lawmaking took place.
But that candid access came with the caveat that I wasn’t scribbling direct quotes or speaking with public information officers. I was observing the spirit of how D.C. really works.
I left Washington with a greater sense of the goings-on. I met with the entire Minnesota delegation — the offices of Senator Klobuchar and Representative Omar — and the Deputy Chief of the U.S. Forest Service. I couldn’t report on the specifics of our conversations, but I could relay the 30,000-foot view; a holistic, if broad perspective of the facts.
What I learned surprised me — somehow leaving me both encouraged and, honestly, a little frustrated. The D.C. that I saw proved there’s still daylight to compromise and real, relatable human beings trying their damndest to find some middle ground. But it also revealed in real-time and frustrating exposition the childish bickering and political theater I feared from the incendiary sound bites that make up a mainstream media diet.
Yes, Sometimes It’s Contentious
When I looked at my itinerary, I immediately identified the budget committee hearing on the Department of Energy and Natural Resources as likely the most boring segment of my trip. Boy, was I wrong.
What I expected to be a droll accounting of expenses was, in fact, the most heated, dramatic exchange of the whole trip. And it had much of the acrid scent of political rancor I was afraid encircled all of Capitol Hill.
Ostensibly a check-in for House members of both parties to pin down details of Interior Secretary Deb Haaland’s departmental budget, the hearing was primarily a stage for a theatrical battle that had all the insightful discourse of a cafeteria food fight. If you’re curious about what I mean, you can watch for yourself.
Washington Is as Slow as You Think

Signatures and Phone Calls Matter
There’s More Purple Than You Think
So What?
