[leadin]Finally, an axe you can fit in your wallet. Yes, you read that right.[/leadin]
Need to tomahawk a tree? You’ve got options, and the right option for minimalist “survival” types might just be the Survco Credit Card Axe.
It starts as a rectangle of thin steel. You pull out a piece, zip-tie it all onto a stick, and — BAM! — instant axe. Its functionality is questionable, though small twigs will not stand a chance.
Be a hero. Start that fire. Fight off that bear. The only tool you need is… in your wallet?
Axe Head From ‘Credit Card’
Beyond the ad hoc axe head, the “credit card” contains a litany of other implements. Wrenches, gut hooks, spearpoint, a saw, and more are etched into the design, 21 features in all.
If that doesn’t get your testosterone flowing, you’re clearly dead or a zombie, meaning you didn’t have the Survco to keep you alive.
Survco tells it best, with many exclamation points included:
- 21 FUNCTIONS!
- BEST MULTITOOL EVER!!!
- MADE IN USA!
- SIZE OF CREDIT CARD!!
- 304, 12 GAUGE STAINLESS STEEL
- PATENT PENDING
So, if you don’t have room in your Whipsnake 37,000,000,000,000 for a real tool, just slide one of these bad boys into your wallet and prepare to be a hero.
Fell a lodgepole pine! Craft a log cabin! Your wild empire begins here, with the Survco Credit Card Axe.
It only costs about $20 on Amazon. So you can have the most badass wallet with just an Andrew Jackson. What are you waiting for? Act now!
