‘Hotel In Alps’ Is Surreal Mountain Retreat

A crystalline retreat literally tucked into the face of a cliff… could it be reality?

It took less than a week to design, but already the simply named “Hotel In Alps” concept has us daydreaming.

Andrii Rozhko, a 30-year-old Ukranian design architect, is responsible for the crazy vision.

Hotel In Alps

“It’s like an expensive hotel, with not too many suites,” he told us. “Mostly for rich guys who really like Alps peaks.”

Uh, yeah, that’s what we would have guessed. The private helicopter landing pad put it out of our tax bracket.

According to Rozhko, each floor is single-occupancy with its own entrance. To get there, he said, you’d have to helicopter. Or, we presume, you could climb up to the cliff-side structure.

There are no plans to build this alpine palace yet, nor a price tag. Also, if that’s not bougie enough for you (or you don’t like heights), the designer has a Villa In Alps concept.

Still, we can dream. And in our dream, we climb there — party on our floor, and everyone’s invited.