
The Minnesota River Valley has long been a favorite escape and an equipment-testing ground for the staff at GearJunkie. Drive 20 minutes south from our office in Minneapolis and you hit the river, its wide, lush valley falling away to the east and west from a freeway bridge.
At 370 miles long, much of the river is a wilderness or abutting empty land. Even in the Twin Cities the valley feels wild. But motorboats troll and barges inch up-river from its mouth at the Mississippi. People fish from the banks and under bridges. Mountain bikers, hikers, and trail runners share singletrack that runs for miles and miles along the banks.

Big rains this year have kept the river high. It’s flooding its banks. The Minnesota Valley State Recreation Area, one of many parks along the river near Minneapolis, issued a “Visitor Alert!” explaining that its main river trail is “closed due to flooded conditions” (or, in other words, completely underwater).

















