Classic Rap Battle: Mountain Biker vs. Road Biker

Dirt or roads? EPO or GoPro? This video takes hilarious cheap shots at bikers of all stripes.

Written by Sean McCoy

1 MIN READ

July 28, 2015 12:18 p.m. EDT

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So, who’s the king of the mountain? This funny “rap battle” between a mountain biker and road biker is a classic that takes some low blows. First published in 2014, it should have a ring of truth for a while to come.

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