The Union Cycliste Internationale (UCI), the international governing body for competitive cycling, is known for incredibly overbearing, sometimes downright wacky rules. And every year, committees at the UCI develop a litany of amendments to the overwhelming number of regulations. But a 2025 change seems to do nothing but take fun out of winning.
Many UCI amendments are certainly warranted. One amendment calls for an increase in the minimum number of ambulances available due to the sharp increase in serious accidents (one of which resulted in a death in 2024). Other rule changes keep bike development in check to somewhat mitigate differences in team budgets.
And, of course, the rules against performance-enhancing drugs are necessary to avoid another Armstrong era.
However, many rules also seem unnecessary, like specifying what type of jersey a racer can wear for different races (road, mountain, downhill, etc.). Other rules appear arbitrary, like the minimum weight rule (14.99 pounds). The UCI could have chosen any weight, but at this weight, it is becoming common for road race teams to have to add weight to bikes that fall under the limit, even in stock form.
Finally, some UCI regulations seem cruel to competitors. One rule prohibits feeding a rider in the first 30 km or last 20 km of a race. Can you imagine bonking with 20 km to go? Or possibly being unable to get fluids on an atrociously hot day due to your position in the group?
And violation of the rules costs teams and competitors money in the form of fines.
But for me, a new amendment for 2025 has taken the cake. It literally takes the fun out of a win.
Celebrate Good Times (or Not)

I admit I have issues with authority. But I swear, for the 40 years I’ve been following professional cycling, I have never seen a UCI official smiling. They always look so serious. They are like the two old men on the balcony in the Muppet Show, but not having fun and laughing. No, the UCI commissaires are pointing fingers at potential violations of obscure rules and scowling.
I follow yearly amendments out of curiosity about what minuscule aspect the UCI will bestow a rule and fine upon. Plenty of rule changes surprised, outraged, or amused for decades. But this rule amendment for 2025 (in red) drew the most ire ever.
