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If you wear facial hair, you’re going to be asked occasionally “why did you grown that?” Well, here’s why we did — feel free to use these “excuses” freely.
1 — Shaving sucks.
2 — Place to hold our candy canes.
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3 — It keeps our face warm.
4 — We enjoy the occasional ice beard.
5 — We like finding random bits of food on our face.
6 — We look weird without one.
7 — So we don’t get carded.
8 — Nobody can tell if tie is tied.
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10 — To impress the ladies.
11 — We’re saving water.
12 — Because we are MAN!
13 — Long beard doubles as clothing.
14 — We’ve been sleeping for years.
