Mystery Ranch ‘Hard Seltzer’ Holster: Walkthrough

Mystery Ranch says its new ‘hard seltzer holster’ has a ton of great features. Like the ‘uh, stretchy, strappy thing right here.’

I don’t know what this guy’s doing designing gear for backpackers. He missed out on a career as the next Chevy Chase.

Watch him walk us through Mystery Ranch’s new “hard seltzer” (aka bear spray) holster through a tidy narrative of straight-faced conceits and slapstick performances.

I won’t spoil the fun. Suffice it to say the Mystery Ranch holster does hold slim cans and appears to hold regular tall boys because it’s “super stretchy on the sides.”

Heck, you could probably even put bear spray in it. We don’t know why you’d do that, though — it’s not nearly as much fun to drink as White Claw.

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Sam has roamed the American continent to follow adventures, explore natural wonders, and find good stories. After going to college to be a writer, he got distracted (or saved) by rock climbing and spent most of the next decade on the road, supporting himself with trade work. He's had addresses in the Adirondack Mountains, Las Vegas, and somehow Kansas, but his heart belongs in the Texas hill country.

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