Tesla Cybertruck

‘Starship Pooper’: Hilarious New Names for Tesla’s Cybertruck

Let’s face it: The new Tesla Cybertruck looks — er — weird. And the internet loves it.

If you missed Elon Musk’s big reveal last night, Tesla unveiled its long-awaited electric truck. It represents a marvel of engineering and vision. And it may well signal a new era of multifunctional, all-terrain electric vehicles.

But none of that really matters right now, because everyone is stuck on how the Cybertruck looks. Love it or hate it, the Tesla pickup is undeniably unlike anything on the market today — or for that matter, ever. We asked our readers what they would name this futuristic automobile — and boy, you did not disappoint. Here’s a few of our favorites — keep ’em coming!

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Better Names for the Tesla Cybertruck

  • Mystery Science Aztek 3000
  • Beep Boop Bop Truckitty Truck Truck Tron Tron
  • Delorean 0.5
  • Wedge E
  • Musk Ox
  • Polygon
  • Breakable
  • Vroomster McCracky Windows
  • The Model Why?
  • El Caminope
  • Megawatt
  • PWDC (Pinewood Derby Car)
  • Starship Pooper
  • Wedge Wagon
  • Abominus Prime
  • Door Stop
  • Tentagon
  • The Hexa-Wha
  • Kilowhat
  • Thing
  • The Millennial Falcon
  • My Third Grade Drawing
  • The Bankrupticon
  • The Elon Tusk

Got one of your own? Add it to our Instagram here or in the comments below!

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