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You Know You Want A ‘Tactical’ Christmas Stocking

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[leadin]Finally, a Christmas stocking that will give Santa pause.[/leadin]

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Best just tip-toe back up that chimney when you see one of these hanging from the mantle. Or be sure to fill it WAY up. ‘Cause you know the owner doesn’t mess around, and he may be armed.

First of all, sorry for the Christmas post before Thanksgiving. We don’t usually do that, but this cracked us up.

We’d love to take this thing seriously, but, well, it’s a tactical stocking. We’re busting up over here. You probably know somebody who’d like this thing, don’t you? We do, and can’t help but imagine what they’d think when they find their normal stocking replaced with this bad boy on Christmas morning.

Santa IS real!

The details on the Tactical Stocking from National Parks Depot are very thin. No dimensions, fabrics used, country of manufacture, or other details are given on the website.

However, the brand claims that “over $75 in value [is] packed into this stocking, it makes an awesome gift to wake up to on Christmas morning.”

It comes loaded with unspecified “outdoor goodies packed into this stocking.” We’re not sure what that means, but as it is currently on sale for $35, it might just be worth buying one to find out.

If you’re short a Christmas stocking, or just want a good laugh, check it out. Again, sorry for the so-early Christmas post. We just couldn’t let this one slip by unnoticed.

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