Picture me rollin’, covered in zombie guts — in this 2003 International Bluebird school bus.
Among all the myriad preppers out there, “Gordo From Earth” might have hit the nail most squarely on the head.
Not with a bunker filled with MREs, or a backpack with a special machete holster — but with a skoolie!
How else are you gonna speed away from the pursuing zombie hordes, run over the oncoming ones, and do so in the comfort of your own mosquito-netted patio/pillbox?
OK, Gordo’s rig is a lot more practical than that — even though the instrument panel looks like the cockpit of Darth Vader’s TIE Fighter.
But again, I digress! In truth, Gordo’s skoolie makes sense, from the blackout-proof electronics to the multiuse rear deck fitted with a crane. Just do yourself a favor and let him explain it.
Runtime: 22 minutes